Steal from the rich poor.
Give it to your bags.
Legend says a glass archer showed up on the pons.family launchpad calling himself Ponser. The community renamed him $PONSHOOD because it sounded more honest. Same guy. Same bow. Same promise that this time the arrow lands on the rich. It has, so far, always landed on you.
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Two Names, One Grifter
Every good pyramid scheme needs an origin story. Ours has a rebrand in it, which honestly should have been the first red flag.
The Launch
Minted on pons.family, a launchpad for "fixed-supply tokens" on Robinhood Chain. Fixed supply. Very reassuring word choice for a coin named after a folk hero who redistributes wealth by force.
The Pitch
"Pons" sounds a lot like "Ponzi" if you say it in a crowded Discord voice channel at 2am. We decided that wasn't a coincidence, it was branding. So we leaned in. Hard.
The Bow
He never actually lets the arrow go. He just stands there, permanently drawn, permanently "about to" give it all back to the poor. That arrow has been "about to fire" since the day of the mint.
The Most Transparent Pyramid In DeFi
Most projects hide the pyramid. We put it in the site nav. Climb the ranks, tell your friends, and definitely do not ask what happens at the top.
Sherwood Newbie
You bought. You wait. You refresh the chart every four minutes, which the app does not need but your soul does.
Merry Investor
You told two friends "just look into it, no pressure." There was pressure.
Deputy Sheriff
Five friends recruited. You now avoid eye contact with them at parties. This is normal and expected.
Baron of Bags
Certified "diamond hands," mostly because nobody is currently buying what you're trying to sell.
King Ponser
Presumably the dev wallet. We've never met him. Nobody has. That's kind of the whole business model.
The Numbers On The Slide Deck
Definitely Not A Countdown To Anything
This clock is decorative. It is not financial advice, a prediction, or a promise. It resets forever, because in Sherwood, the bag never actually drops. Probably.
⏳ Time Until Treasury "Redistribution Event"
Purely for entertainment. When it hits zero, nothing happens except the timer politely starts over and pretends this is fine, which is also how most pyramid schemes describe their Tuesday.
How To Join The Most Honest Pyramid Online
No seminar, no upfront fee, no guy named Gary calling you about "financial freedom." Just four steps and a bow-shaped mascot judging you the whole time.
Get a wallet on Robinhood Chain
Set up a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain. pons.family is non-custodial — your wallet signs everything, nobody's holding your bag but you.
Fund it
Bridge or acquire ETH on Robinhood Chain to cover the swap and gas. This is the part where you technically still have money.
Find $PONSHOOD on pons
Head to the launchpad page for the contract below. Double, triple, quadruple check the address — impostor archers are everywhere.
Swap on Uniswap v4
Confirm the trade, hold the bag, join the recruitment feed above. Congratulations, you're now a Sherwood Newbie.
The Chart Doesn't Lie (Probably)
Pulled live from DexScreener by the contract address. If it's blank, either the pair isn't indexed yet or the archer is between jobs.
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